"Something's Gone Wrong Again"

Tried to find my sock No good, it's lost Something's gone wrong again Need a shave Cut myself, need a new blade Something's gone wrong again … And again And again, and again, again and something's gone wrong again Something's gone wrong again Tried to fry an egg Broke the yolk, no joke Something's gone wrong again Look at my watch, just to tell the time but the hand's come off mine Something's gone wrong again